Co se t\u00fd\u010de pracovn\u00ed \u010dinnosti, \u00fapln\u011b samostatnou kapitolou je mont\u00e1\u017e n\u00e1bytku. Cel\u00fd ob\u00fdv\u00e1k koup\u00edte v\u00a0n\u011bkolika m\u00e1lo krabic\u00edch. Jak prost\u00e9. Moudr\u00e1 \u017eena, \u010di neznal\u00fd mu\u017e se ani nepokus\u00ed do krabic nahl\u00e9dnout a p\u0159\u00edmo zavol\u00e1 hodinov\u00e9ho man\u017eela. P\u0159emoud\u0159el\u00e1 \u017eena za\u010dne bal\u00edky rozbalovat a n\u00e1bytek sestavovat. V\u00fdsledkem tohoto sna\u017een\u00ed b\u00fdv\u00e1 nal\u00e9hav\u00fd telefon a zoufal\u00fd hlas: \u201eNemohl byste, v\u00edte\u2026.\u201c V\u00edm. V\u011bt\u0161inou o nic nejde, pokud ov\u0161em nen\u00ed v\u00a0mont\u00e1\u017en\u00ed sad\u011b lepidlo. Na \u017eenu p\u016fsob\u00ed jako magnet. Babi\u010d\u010dina sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 je p\u0159ece kl\u00ed\u017een\u00e1 a st\u011bhovala se u\u017e stokr\u00e1t bez \u00fahony. Zku\u0161enost mi uk\u00e1zala, \u017ee je naprosto nutn\u00e9 dr\u017eet se p\u0159esn\u011b mont\u00e1\u017en\u00edho n\u00e1vodu od v\u00fdrobce. Ka\u017ed\u00fd v\u00fdrobce m\u00e1 sv\u016fj styl a n\u011bkdy to chce opravdu hodn\u011b velkou p\u0159edstavivost, aby \u010dlov\u011bk zv\u00edt\u011bzil nad hmotou. Kdysi volala d\u00edv\u010dina, jestli m\u016f\u017eu slo\u017eit sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148ku a \u017ee u toho nen\u00ed mont\u00e1\u017en\u00ed n\u00e1vod. St\u00e1t se to m\u016f\u017ee. Dohodli jsme se na r\u00e1no. Za dv\u011b hodiny vol\u00e1, \u017ee u\u017e to m\u00e1 vy\u0159e\u0161eno. Napadlo mne, \u017ee j\u00ed to asi slo\u017eil n\u011bjak\u00fd kamar\u00e1d, od\u0161krtl jsem si to tedy jako spln\u011bn\u00fd \u00fakol a pustil jsem to z\u00a0hlavy. Na uvoln\u011bn\u00fd term\u00edn jsem si domluvil jinou pr\u00e1ci. T\u00edm ale p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh nekon\u010d\u00ed. Za dal\u0161\u00ed dv\u011b hodiny znovu telefon: \u201eTak p\u0159ijdete tedy r\u00e1no?\u201c, vyp\u00e1l\u00ed na mne d\u00edv\u010dina bez p\u0159\u00edrazu. \u201eNep\u0159ijdu, zru\u0161ila jste to, m\u00e1m n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho. V\u00e1\u0161 kamar\u00e1d to neslo\u017eil?\u201c \u201eJak to v\u00edte?\u201c\u00a0 To jsem nijak nekomentoval, nebo\u0165 u\u017e t\u011bch p\u00e1r v\u011bt mi sta\u010dilo k\u00a0pozn\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee d\u00edvenka se \u0161kolou ve sv\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nezdr\u017eovala. \u201eM\u016f\u017eu p\u0159ij\u00edt nejd\u0159\u00edve v\u00a0poledne, sp\u00ed\u0161 pozd\u011bji.\u201c Druh\u00fd konec telefonu neochotn\u011b souhlasil, nebo\u0165 ji\u017e z\u0159ejm\u011b byly vy\u010derp\u00e1ny v\u0161echny mo\u017enosti. Ze sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148ky se vyklubala trojd\u00edln\u00e1 \u0161atn\u00ed sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 a dozn\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee si s\u00a0t\u00edm opravdu nikdo nev\u011bd\u011bl rady. No, po tom mno\u017estv\u00ed vypit\u00fdch lahv\u00ed, co st\u00e1ly v\u00a0rohu m\u00edstnosti bych to neslo\u017eil ani s\u00a0videon\u00e1vodem. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b za dv\u011b hodiny st\u00e1la sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 na m\u00edst\u011b, ale bez zku\u0161enost\u00ed je to opravdu t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nemo\u017en\u00e9. Skl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1bytku je celkem \u010dast\u00e1 \u010dinnost. Kdy\u017e bal\u00edky rozbal\u00edm a za\u010dnu, d\u011bv\u010data m\u00e1lokdy ch\u00e1pou, co d\u011bl\u00e1m a pro\u010d. U\u017e se t\u00edm bav\u00edm a jen \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: \u201eDr\u017e\u00edm se n\u00e1vodu\u201c. Je to ale stejn\u00e9, jako cht\u00edt po v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b \u017een, aby \u010detly z\u00a0mapy.<\/p>\n
Kdysi jsem tak\u00e9 rozeb\u00edral trojd\u00edlnou sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 s\u00a0posuvn\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi. Na tom by nic zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho nebylo. S\u00a0majitelem jsme ji m\u011bli vyst\u011bhovat o patro v\u00fd\u0161 a tam ji znovu slo\u017eit. Tak\u00e9 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 drama. Prvn\u00ed \u00faskal\u00ed se objevilo v\u00a0podob\u011b \u00fazk\u00e9ho, zato\u010den\u00e9ho schodi\u0161t\u011b, kter\u00fdm jednotliv\u00e9 d\u00edly nebylo mo\u017en\u00e9 pron\u00e9st. Zprvu nesmysln\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed \u2013 rozebrat \u010d\u00e1st d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fdch stup\u0148\u016f se uk\u00e1zalo jako nejlep\u0161\u00ed. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si \u2013 vyhr\u00e1no. Nikoho z\u00a0n\u00e1s ale nenapadlo zm\u011b\u0159it v\u00fd\u0161ku sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b a stropu m\u00edstnosti v\u00a0horn\u00edm pat\u0159e. Sm\u00e1t se, plakat, co d\u0159\u00edv? \u00dakol zn\u011bl jasn\u011b, slo\u017eit sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 v\u00a0horn\u00ed m\u00edstnosti. Klid, pilku do ruky a v\u0161echny d\u00edly sn\u00ed\u017eit o p\u00e1r centimetr\u016f. \u201eTo nem\u016f\u017ee vyj\u00edt\u201c, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 majitel. Vy\u0161lo a nic nepoznala ani kolauda\u010dn\u00ed komise \u2013 majitelova \u017eena.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Co se t\u00fd\u010de pracovn\u00ed \u010dinnosti, \u00fapln\u011b samostatnou kapitolou je mont\u00e1\u017e n\u00e1bytku. Cel\u00fd ob\u00fdv\u00e1k koup\u00edte v\u00a0n\u011bkolika m\u00e1lo krabic\u00edch. Jak prost\u00e9. Moudr\u00e1 \u017eena, \u010di neznal\u00fd mu\u017e se ani nepokus\u00ed do krabic nahl\u00e9dnout a p\u0159\u00edmo zavol\u00e1 hodinov\u00e9ho man\u017eela. P\u0159emoud\u0159el\u00e1 \u017eena za\u010dne bal\u00edky rozbalovat a n\u00e1bytek sestavovat. V\u00fdsledkem tohoto sna\u017een\u00ed b\u00fdv\u00e1 nal\u00e9hav\u00fd telefon a zoufal\u00fd hlas: \u201eNemohl byste, v\u00edte\u2026.\u201c … \u010c\u00edst d\u00e1l<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":244,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}