{"id":19,"date":"2015-07-28T14:56:50","date_gmt":"2015-07-28T14:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/?p=19"},"modified":"2021-02-12T20:48:56","modified_gmt":"2021-02-12T19:48:56","slug":"mam-vsechno-prijedte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/archiv\/19","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;M\u00e1m v\u0161echno, p\u0159ije\u010fte&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"line-height: 19.15pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; margin: 0cm 0cm 18pt; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #3a3a3a;\">\u201eM\u00e1m v\u0161echno, p\u0159ije\u010fte.\u201c To je v\u011bta, kterou ob\u010das sl\u00fdch\u00e1m v\u00a0telefonu. Po letech zku\u0161enost\u00ed v\u00edm, \u017ee to nen\u00ed pravda. Poprv\u00e9 jsem toto tvrzen\u00ed sly\u0161el od pan\u00ed, kter\u00e1 se pustila do opravy prasklin ve zdi a jej\u00edho zamalov\u00e1n\u00ed. Pochopiteln\u011b nar\u00e1z. Kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159ijel na m\u00edsto, otev\u0159ela mi relativn\u011b mlad\u00e1 d\u00edv\u010dina, zad\u00fdchan\u00e1 jako uhon\u011bn\u00e1 veverka. Po obhl\u00e9dnut\u00ed situace a toho, co v\u0161echno m\u00e1, jsem vzdal \u010dest jej\u00ed odvaze opravit takto odpadlou om\u00edtku s\u00a0tak nevhodn\u00fdm materi\u00e1lem, o n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00ed nemluv\u011b. A\u010d ur\u010dit\u011b nerada, brzy uznala, \u017ee pravdu m\u00e1m j\u00e1. Tudy cesta nevede. Po p\u0159ivezen\u00ed spr\u00e1vn\u00e9ho n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00ed a\u00a0materi\u00e1lu u\u017e to byla skoro hra\u010dka\u00a0a\u00a0pan\u00ed veverka se pohodln\u011b usadila do k\u0159esla. D\u00edvala se, jak se d\u00edlo da\u0159\u00ed. Jen konstatovala, \u017ee m\u011bla volat hned, a\u00a0nepou\u0161t\u011bt se do v\u0161eho, na co vid\u00ed reklamu v\u00a0televizi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 19.15pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; margin: 0cm 0cm 18pt; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #3a3a3a;\">Dotaz: \u201eM\u016f\u017eu se na V\u00e1s d\u00edvat?\u201c Taky sl\u00fdch\u00e1v\u00e1m \u010dasto. N\u011bkdy od p\u00e1na domu, to kdy\u017e opravuji nap\u0159\u00edklad WC &#8211; zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b vestav\u011bn\u00e9, \u017ee si to pr\u00fd p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b oprav\u00ed s\u00e1m. Klidn\u011b mu to uk\u00e1\u017eu a\u00a0vysv\u011btl\u00edm s\u00a0v\u011bdom\u00edm, \u017ee si to p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b s\u00e1m stejn\u011b neoprav\u00ed. Kdy\u017e ale takovou ot\u00e1zku polo\u017e\u00ed \u017eena, v\u011bt\u0161inou je to s\u00a0dov\u011btkem: \u201eV\u00edte, m\u011b by man\u017eel zabil, kdybych se na n\u011bho d\u00edvala.\u201c V\u017edy ji ujist\u00edm, \u017ee ode m\u011b j\u00ed nic takov\u00e9ho nehroz\u00ed. Ona je tu doma a nav\u00edc plat\u00edc\u00ed, tak a\u0165 se klidn\u011b d\u00edv\u00e1. Jednou m\u011b ale jedna z\u00e1kaznice p\u0159ekvapila, kdy\u017e prohl\u00e1sila: \u201eUv\u011bdomujete si, jak je to pro \u017eenu eroticky p\u0159ita\u017eliv\u00e9, vid\u011bt, jak mu\u017e klidn\u011b a\u00a0uv\u00e1\u017eliv\u011b pracuje?\u201c To jsem opravdu nev\u011bd\u011bl a neuv\u011bdomuji si to dosud. V\u011b\u0159\u00edm j\u00ed, nebo\u0165 tato v\u011bta nevy\u0161la z\u00a0\u00fast rozvern\u00e9 teenagerky, n\u00fdbr\u017e \u201ed\u00edv\u010diny\u201c l\u00e9ty zkou\u0161en\u00e9. T\u00edmto se znovu dost\u00e1v\u00e1m k\u00a0erotick\u00e9mu n\u00e1dechu vykon\u00e1van\u00e9 profese. V\u0161ichni se na to ptaj\u00ed a ka\u017ed\u00e9mu \u0159eknu to, co chce sly\u0161et. V\u00edm o tom sv\u00e9. Jednou se mi opravdu stalo, \u017ee jsem u jedn\u00e9 fe\u0161n\u00e9, \u010derstv\u00e9 d\u016fchodkyn\u011b ladil nov\u00fd televizor. Vysv\u011btloval jsem j\u00ed, co d\u011bl\u00e1m. Ona si neust\u00e1le p\u0159ised\u00e1vala bl\u00ed\u017e. Kdy\u017e u\u017e byla vzd\u00e1lenost mezi n\u00e1mi skoro nulov\u00e1, p\u0159ipravoval jsem si pl\u00e1n \u00faniku. Pak jsem si v\u0161iml, \u017ee m\u00e1 v\u00a0uchu naslouch\u00e1tko a asi do\u0161ly baterky.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 19.15pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; margin: 0cm 0cm 18pt; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #3a3a3a;\">Pon\u011bkud jin\u00e1 situace nast\u00e1v\u00e1, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 z\u00e1kaznice v\u00a0dom\u00e1c\u00edm oble\u010den\u00ed s\u00a0\u201evypad\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00edm v\u00fdst\u0159ihem\u201c tendenci neust\u00e1le asistovat p\u0159i pr\u00e1ci. Soust\u0159edit se pak na prov\u00e1d\u011bnou pr\u00e1ci vy\u017eaduje opravdu cel\u00e9ho chlapa, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b pokud je t\u0159eba n\u011bco vym\u011b\u0159it, spo\u010d\u00edtat nebo smontovat n\u00e1bytek.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eM\u00e1m v\u0161echno, p\u0159ije\u010fte.\u201c To je v\u011bta, kterou ob\u010das sl\u00fdch\u00e1m v\u00a0telefonu. Po letech zku\u0161enost\u00ed v\u00edm, \u017ee to nen\u00ed pravda. Poprv\u00e9 jsem toto tvrzen\u00ed sly\u0161el od pan\u00ed, kter\u00e1 se pustila do opravy prasklin ve zdi a jej\u00edho zamalov\u00e1n\u00ed. Pochopiteln\u011b nar\u00e1z. Kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159ijel na m\u00edsto, otev\u0159ela mi relativn\u011b mlad\u00e1 d\u00edv\u010dina, zad\u00fdchan\u00e1 jako uhon\u011bn\u00e1 veverka. Po obhl\u00e9dnut\u00ed situace &#8230; <a title=\"&#8222;M\u00e1m v\u0161echno, p\u0159ije\u010fte&#8220;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/archiv\/19\" aria-label=\"\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce o &#8222;M\u00e1m v\u0161echno, p\u0159ije\u010fte&#8220;\">\u010c\u00edst d\u00e1l<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hodinovyblog.cz\/domains\/hodinovyblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}